Pathan Cycle pe apni Behen k sath ja raha tha

Pathan Cycle pe apni Behen k sath ja raha tha

Kisi ne awaz lagai
"Khan Mehboba ko ghuma Rahy ho"
Pathan josh se
O khabees Mehboba hogi TERI
Hamara tu Bahen hai..

Teacher: kal tum ne chutti q ki?

Teacher: 
kal tum ne chutti q ki? 

Student: 
Sir! Ghar me bohat zarori kaam tha 

Teacher: 
O I C..! 

Student: 
Allah di Qasmy, O nei i C... 
Men gaya c...

If a Chinese has a wife and a girlfrnd

If a Chinese has a wife and a girlfrnd, he will love his wife more. 

A black man has many wives,but he will love his 1st wife more. 

A white man has 1 wife and many grlfrnds, he will love his grlfrnds more. 

A Pakistani man has 4 wives and many grlfrnds bt he still love his 
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Ammi G;-) 
Ami tusi kaho te peeno dee zaban cut deyan:-P

BV Ny Shohar ko Cal ki: Kahan Hain Ap?

BV Ny Shohar ko Cal ki: 
Kahan Hain Ap? 

Shohar: 
Tmhen Wo Gold Shop Yad Hy Jahan Tmhen ek Diamond ka Set Psand Aya Tha 

BV: 
han han yad hy 

shohar: 
Or mery pas itny pesy nhi thy K me wo ly skta 

BV: 
han yad hy 

Shohar: 
Or meny kaha tha K darling me ek din Tmhary liey ye zrur kharidoon ga 

BV Khush Hoty Hoey 
Han Han janu meri jan me sadky jawan 
Mjy achi trha Yad Hy Merey sartaj 

Shohar: 
Me Us K Sath Wali Shop mai tind krwa Raha Hoon... 
Happy garmi

GirL:Muje Q dekh rahe ho Ap ki koi behen nahi hy kya

GirL: 
Muje Q dekh rahe ho Ap ki koi behen nahi hy kya 

Boy: 
Usi ki waja se to dekh raha h0n 

GirL: kya matlab 

Boy: 
Meri behen ko BHaBHI Chahye