Pathan to boss:

Pathan to boss: 
Sir aj hamara mood acha nahi He,Hum aj office nhi Aa skta. 

Boss: 
Jb mera mood off hota He to me apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon jis se mera mood theek hojata He, Tum b esa he Kro. 

2 Ghante baad Pathan: 
Boss hamara mood ab acha He, Apka Biwi to waqai ghazab ka Hai.... :D